Don't let your worries get the best of you;

Remember, Moses started out as a basket case.

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Some people are kind, polite, and sweet-spirited

Until you try to sit in their pews.

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Many folks want to serve God,

But only as advisers.

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It is easier to preach ten sermons

Than it is to live one.

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The good Lord didn't create anything

without a purpose,

But mosquitoes come close.

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When you get to your wit's end,

You'll find God lives there.

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People are funny; They want

the Front of the bus,

the Middle of the road,

And the Back of the church.

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Opportunity may knock once,

But temptation bangs on the front door forever.

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Quit griping about your church;

If it was perfect, you couldn't belong.

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If a church wants a better pastor,

It only needs to pray for the one it has ..

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God Himself doesn't propose to judge a man

until he is dead. So why should you?

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Some minds are like concrete

Thoroughly mixed up and permanently set.

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Peace starts with

a smile.

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I

Don't know why some people change churches.

What difference does it make

which one you stay home from?

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A lot of church members singing

'Standing on the Promises'

Are just sitting on the premises.

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Be ye fishers of men. You catch 'em --

He'll clean 'em.

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Coincidence is when God chooses

to remain anonymous.

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Don't put a question mark where

God put a period.

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Forbidden fruits create many jams.

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God doesn't call the qualified,

He qualifies the called.

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God grades on the cross,

not the curve.

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God loves everyone,

But probably prefers

'fruits of the spirit' over

'religious nuts!'

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God promises a safe landing,

not a calm passage.

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He who angers you, controls you!

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If God is your Co-pilot, swap seats!

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Prayer:

Don't give God instructions,

just report for duty!

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The task ahead of us is never as

great as the Power behind us.

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The Will of God never takes you

to where the Grace of God

will not protect you.

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We don't change the message,

The message changes us.

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You can tell how big a person is

By what it takes to discourage him.