Bob Crum

Let's suppose for just a moment that you are fed up with your sedentary lifestyle... wasting away watching Netflix? Reruns of Friends put you to sleep? Ready to put some adventure in your life? Hark, photography will enrich your life in ways you can't even imagine. Just sayin'.

After a breathing treatment last Saturday, I elected to view the Parade of Lights at Ventura Harbor. I arrived an hour early this time hoping to find a parking space quickly. I knew which dock I wanted to shoot from so I turned into Parking Area 1. Whoa! A mirage? Right in front of me, a pickup was pulling out of a parking space. I parked without having to create a parking space. Imagine that!

Gear in hand, I slowly walked over to the nearby dock. The dock is positioned at the far east end of the harbor, where I anticipated the boats would make a 180° turn offering several perspectives.

While there were several hundred spectators spread out across the promenade above, I was surprised that no one was on the dock. Could I be so lucky as to have the whole dock to myself? Wishful thinking!

I locked the camera onto the ball head on my tripod at the end of the pier. As I was busy taking a few practice shots, I heard him: “YOU CAN'T ARREST ME... I HAVEN'T DONE IT!” He slowly staggered towards me. I became concerned about what might happen. As he approached, he reached for my camera. I knocked his arm down. He staggered back and it happened... SPLASH!

Even before I knelt to help assist him back onto the dock, help was rapidly approaching. Harbor employees, hearing the splash, came running down the pier and promptly pulled the boozer back up onto the dock. Once on the dock, they wasted no time whisking him away. Excitement aplenty!

As the start time drew nigh, I felt the dock wiggle. Looking back, I saw a large group approaching. They finally stopped about 10 feet away. Fine Christmas carolers all but I did not appreciate their dancing and prancing. As the dock heaved up and down, I grabbed the tripod and hung on. Thank goodness they settled down as the parade began.

As anticipated, my location was perfect. But, as y'all now know, nighttime photography is wrought with conundrums. But this time I brought my tripod. Why? To stabilize the camera when shooting at slower shutter speeds. If I can slow the shutter speed, when appropriate, it will allow a lower ISO. A lower ISO means less noise in the digital image. Less digital noise means less work in post-processing. It helped somewhat. But there's a limit to how slow the shutter speed can go and not get motion blur of the subject. Because every boat moved at different speeds, and lit differently, every shot had to be quickly evaluated and settings adjusted.

Another great stimulating learning experience. Gotta love photography! I'm pleased with the photos I made with the tripod although the parade was underwhelming. C'est la vie.

Photographers, and phonetographers, be READY! Batteries (phone) fully charged? Uncountable photo ops Christmas morning. Note: Facial expressions, jumps of joy, are spontaneous and fleeting. Miss them and they're gone forever! BE READY! It's counter-intuitive but don't get involved in the happening in front of you until after you've got the shot. Then hoot & holler. Again: Make the photo then celebrate! Afterward, consider a Christmas album of awesome photos! I'll discuss photo albums next time. In the meantime, make awesome holiday photos!!!

To you and yours, with love and gratitude, I sincerely wish y'all a very Merry Christmas and Happy Holidays!

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